The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Hello ladies and germs! Today I saw the highly anticipated sequal to Twilight which is New Moon.

Title: New Moon
Genre: Romance/Action
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Summary: New Moon is the highly anticipated sequal to the film Twilight.  If you are a girl who is 12 or over you probably know all about this film.  However, if you don't know about this franchise I'll tell you about it.  Basically, a girl named Bella falls in love with a sparkly vampire named Edward.  In New Moon Edward tells Bella he can't be with her anymore because he is too dangerous.  Bella then falls into a deep depression and eventually starts to like a mostly shirtless Native American boy named Jacob.  Then all of a sudden Edward thinks Bella is dead so he goes to Italy to see the Voltouri who have kill him.  He is a werewolf.  Next, Bella goes to Italy to save Edward and Jacob feels betrayed thus starting the Team Edward Team Jacob rivalry.
Review: I have two things to warn you about. The first being, if you read the book, you will not like this movie.  It was pretty much the same but not as detailed in some parts where it would've been better to see instead of some other stuff they put in the movie.  Second, If you hate cut-off shorts you will not like this movie (I'll get back to this later).  Anyway, one thing I did like about this movie was that you don't particularly have to think to much to watch it.  Another good thing about this sequal is that everything seems a little bit better on a few levels because of the larger budget.  All of the wolf scenes were beautifully done and all of the wolves had there own peronality.  Another good effect scene was the explanation of the Volturi scene in the painting at the cullens.  Another big budget feature of the film were the set designs and the costume designs.  Another thing about this film is that you cannot take this movie seriously.  If I did I would've given it a D or even an F but because I didn't take it seriously I liked it alot more.  Okay so about the cut-off shorts, that is all the werevolves wore. Cut-off shorts.  What a tradgedy! It was so annoying! Also all of the werewolves were shirtless the entire time.  No matter what weather.  I am a guy and this was very awkward for me (If you are a guy reading this you will know what I mean).  But also for the guys, there was alot more action in this film as opposed to the first.  I think guys will appreciate this alot more.  Another thing guys will like is ALICE CULLEN!! She is in it more than the other vampires (besides Edward that is) and Alice is my favorite so this worked out :) .  Overall, this was a movie for the Twi-hards and those who know going into it knowing not to take it so seriously.  You will have much more fun if you don't take it seriously.
Grade: B- (not so serious critic like myself) D (serious critic) OMG JACOB (team Jacob critic)

TEAM ALICE!!!